Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
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I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
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That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
wow bdsm is so cute
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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