Don't you send me to vm
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I think a kid would responsible me up
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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