Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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