Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
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Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
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you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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