They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
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i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
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She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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