So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage