Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I just gargled with NyQuil
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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