with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
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The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
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Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
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Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.