Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
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Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
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Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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