Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
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he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
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I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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