Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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