I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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