North Korea, Best Korea!
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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