As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
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How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
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Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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