Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
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I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
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Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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