Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
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