Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
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Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
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of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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