We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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