I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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