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saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
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you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
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I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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