Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Randomize
