I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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