i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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