Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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