sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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