out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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