I can't watch pbs sober anymore
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
my being single is dangerous.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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