I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
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The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
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And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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