My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
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Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
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I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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