Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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