Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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