Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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