He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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