sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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