Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
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I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
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Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple