I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
is that a dick in a sweater?
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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