She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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