the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
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they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
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With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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