its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
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At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
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you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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