she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
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yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
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well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
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