You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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