Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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