does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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