my mouth tastes like poor choices
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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