Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
can u get pink eye on your cock?
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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