She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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