what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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