i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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