Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I have already put on my inside pants.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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