everyone is single if you try hard enough
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
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i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
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I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
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I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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