why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
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My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
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I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
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