come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
i would punch a child for taco bell
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
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Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
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THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
The cops high fived after they tackled you
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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