So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
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He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
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No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
My vagina just clenched in fear
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
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