is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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